There once was a brown pelican
whose name was Pete
He looked so ugly
With those great big feet.

One day I found him
Standing on a stump.
I hollared and scared him
and boy did he jump.

He stood up straight
with his feathers a shakin'
So I brought him home
and decided to bake him.

He was cold and wet
and shivered a lot
And I felt kinda sorry for him
as reached for the pot.

He looked at me
and started to beg.
Know what else?
I'm pullin' your leg.